Your real name: Andrew

Age: 18.

Height: 5'11"

Natural hair color: black *sigh* so plain

Eye color: dark brown

Skin color: tan

Glasses/contacts?: neither although i do get told that im blind because i suck at looking for things that are right in front of me

Piercing: got one on my left ear. was too scared to get the other and now regretting it. want a lip and a tongue for...personal reasons

Tattoos: want one of the cancer symbol that looks like 69 hehe

Braces: thank god no. have had good teeth and no cavities either

Mannerisms: cant stay still for too long. i sway left to right when im standing up for too long. i play with my earring a little too much.

Other distinctive markings: dimples?

FAVORITE

Color: blue!

Band: not really a band kinda person. um if i had to choose i would say jackson 5

Movie: probably Too Wong Foo: Thanks for Everything.

Book: dont hate me but, New moon. also the collected works of Darren Shan

Food: Enchiladas!!! Pretty much anything home cooked

Game on a cell phone: on my old phone i had snake. the one i have atm has shitty games

CD: hmm.....toughie....ill have to say its between I.AM.SASHA.FIERCE and we laugh, we sing, we steal things.

Flower: Orchids and purple irises.

Scent: sweat after hot sex.

Animal: foxes.

Comic book: x-men

Cereal: cheerios.

Website: cant decide from DA, facebook, worldofwarcraft(yes i play it), fictionpress, and gamefaqs

Anime: naruto

DO YOU

Play an instrument?: does blowing a guy and making him sing count?

Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: i try not to

Like to sing?: alone yes, but even then i dont really like the way i sound

Have a job?: no

Have a cell phone?: yep. Its the sprint Lotus [link]

Like to play sports?: yes, volleyball, tennis, soccer, football, hockey, baseball, rugby. also does sex count?

Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: no boyfriend at the moment

Have a crush on someone?: kinda but i seem to have a very common curse of falling for the straight guy. no fun

Live somewhere NOT in the united states?: No.

Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: got 2

Have any special talents/skills?: cooking. and has somewhat of a strong sense of empathy

Exercise daily?: i try to jog a mile a day

Like school?: hated school but liked my friends who went there

CAN YOU

Sing the alphabet backward?: good god no.

Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: yeah

Speak any other languages?: speak a LITTLE spanish. emphasis on LITTLE. then i can speak a little of my fathers language which is Tongan.

Go a day without food?: yep

Read music, not just tabs?: nope

Roll your tongue?: only around a popsicle, my finger if it has foor around it, and around a cock

Eat a whole pizza?: i can but wont because i dont wanna give myself a heart attack. now one of those mini pizzas that you get the box i can eat lol

HAVE YOU EVER

Won something in the lottery?: not really.

Snuck out of the house?: no. ima good child lol

Lied to get out of trouble?: who hasn't

Had a computer crash?: yep, several times. had to do a full clean up on it. plus it didn it again while i was doing a 20 page report for english class and the whole thing dide on me. had to start from where i left off....which was 7 pages earlier

Gotten lost in your city?: haha yes when i was drunk on new years

Seen a shooting star?: cant do it in the city

Been to any other countries?: sadly no. i hope to in the future

Had a serious surgery?: No, thank god!

Stolen something important to someone else?: stolen virginity while losing my in the process

Solved a rubiks cube?: by lighting it on fire.

Gone out in public in your pajamas?: fuck yeah!

Cried over a girl?: "No, I never liked one enough to cry over one" im with m-scharf on this one.

Cried over a boy?: yeah sadly

Kissed a random stranger?: as a dare. then got his number an hour later

Hugged a random stranger?: hell yeah

Been in a fist fight?: im a lover not a fighter. i talk my way outta physical confrontations like a rational person.

Been arrested?: "No. I'm too smart for that" again.

Done drugs?: its stupid to do them. but someone gave me a "special brownie" which made me have terrible indigestion and proved my reason for not taking drugs ever.

Had alcohol?: Yeah socially but mostly with my family

Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: thank god no

Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: omg yes

Sneaked into the opposite sex's bathroom?: why sneak when you are gay? tons of girls ask me to go with them so i do.

Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: yes

Swore at your parents?: never

Kicked a guy where it hurts?: does biting count? either way yes i have

Been to a casino?: Yep in reno

Ran over an animal and killed it?: no

Broken a bone?: no

Gotten stitches?: no

Had a water balloon fight in winter?: lol yes i have while it was raining HARD so no one could hold a balloon in their hand for more than 10 seconds because the rain was falling so hard that the balloons were popping left and right. plus when we threw them they either popped or were slammed to the ground. also no one could tell if they got the other person wet or not.

Made homemade muffins?: yep

Bitten someone?: hehe love bites

Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: only Disneyland

Burped in someone’s face?: duh ima dude!

DO YOU PREFER

Fruit/vegetables: fruits

Black/white: black. i think it looks on me better than white.

Lights on/lights off: during sex: on/ when cuddling: off

TV/movie: movie, no commercials

Body spray/lotion: lotion

Cash/check: Cash easy and efficient. no hassle to hurry up and write one out while other ppl are waiting for you to finish

Pillows/blankets: Pillows. especially body pillows.

Headache/stomach ache: Headache. i think stomach aches distract you more.

Paint/charcoal: charcoal because it makes art have a more mysterious feeling.

Chinese food/Mexican food: mexican duh!!! im mexican!

Summer/winter: summer because i can get tans! winter because of christmas and its cuddle weather .

Snow/rain: rain. for one it doesnt snow here in sacramento, and two, its soothing to hear when its not windy and i LOVE the smell of rain after a good downpour.

Fog/misty: Fog. mist, because its nice to feel on my skin

Rock/rap: neither really....im more of an r&b type of guy

Meat/vegetarian: cant live with just one

Chocolate/vanilla: Chocolate! come on! its an aphrodisiac

Cake/pie: pie!

Strawberries/blueberries: Strawberries!

Ocean/swimming pool: Swimming pool! did u know that there is whale sperm in the ocean not to mention all kinds of other disgusting things in there! im sticking to good ol' chlorine!

Cookies/muffins: Cookie!

Wallet/pocket: Doesn't your wallet go in your pocket?

Window/door: weired question...to look out of? isnt that what a window is for?

Charlie Chaplin/Chespirito: ?

Pink/purple: Purple. pinks doesnt really look good on me

Cat/dog: dog i want an Alaskan husky!

Long sleeve/short sleeve: long sleeve makes me look more submissive, which i like

Pants/shorts: shorts mostly because i got muscular calves, but i look better in pants

Winter break/spring break: both cant choose just one!

Spring/autumn: Autumn, more calm and soothing

Clouds/clear sky: clear sky all the way...although a few clouds wouldn't hurt

Moon/mars: moon, its sooo mysterious and beautiful. it puts my in trances sometimes. hey im a cancer! thats our planet! we are moon children hahah

Questions/Answers: answers

War/Peace: Peace.

LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP

Do you believe in love?: yes but i havent found it yet :*(

What's the most important kind of love for you?: The kind that you know is true

Have you ever been in love?: no, these series of questions are making me really upset...

Been close to love?: NO

Ever confessed your feelings to the one you loved?: Yeah and got shot down

Really badly so that it actually hurts and you cry at night?: huh?

Are you in a relationship?: no

Do you believe there is someone for everyone?: Yes

What is your idea of the best date?: somewhere romantic, like a picnic on a beach on a cool night. not too cold but not really warm. a slight breeze. ocean waves the only sound you hear besides you and your date's voices.

What was your first kiss like?: first kiss was with my best friend andrew(lol yes his name is the same as mine) in his room. it was kinda awkward because neither of us knew what the hell we were doing. kinda sloppy, but nice in the innocent kind of way

Do you think love is worth nothing?: what kind of lame ass question is that?

Best experience you’ve ever had with the opposite sex: hmmm....probably going shopping with them at the mall, then going to male strip clubs with them!

If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?: yep

Have you ever been dumped?: yeah

Have you ever dumped someone?: not fun to do

I...

I: can sing my ABC's, 123's and STD's....not that i have any! which i dont!!! im clean!

Want: to be loved by anyone other than my family and friends

Need: Love.

Love: family and friends.

Hate: homophobes and obnoxious people

Feel: tired.

Did: not do as well as i could have in high school.

Miss: my best girlfriend Ana. she helped me come outta the closet.

Am annoyed by: people who think being gay is morally wrong.

Would rather: sleep with in bed with a loving boyfriend

Am tired of: failure

Will always: cherish what i have

MISCELLANEOUS

What is your favourite genre of music?: R&B and Pop

What time is it now?: 2:02am

How much money do you have right now?: wallte i got $3, bank i think i got like $675 or something. im broke haha

Are you hungry right now?: no. had some tamales earlier

What are you doing right now?: besides this? talking to Ana on the phone

Do you like parades?: i guess they are all right. especially when someone trips and falls. as long as they are ok and seriously hurt i i think its fucking hilarious!

Do you like the moon?: i thought i answered that already like hella questions ago

What are you going to do when you're done with this?: sleep!!! im fucking tired!!! had a 5hr class cooking class like 3 hrs ago

If you could have any magical power what would it be?: the power to manipulate the natural elements!

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

Funny?: sure.

Cool?: yep.

Pretty?: i like the word sexy or handsome.

Sarcastic?: of course im not.

Lazy?: what male isnt? .

Hyper?: OFCOURSEIMNOTHYPERWHATMADEYOUTHINKTHATIW ASHYPERWHOGAVEYOUTHATINSANELYINSANEIDEAT HATIMHYPER

Friendly?: Yes i am, to those who are not homophobes. i get along great with all people.

Evil?: no what made u think i was evil *hides knife behind back*

Unforgettable?: if you met the real me then you would never forget me because i can tell you some crazy ass times in my life, and make some new ones when i meet you.

Smart?: yes but lazy.

Strong?: im also Polynesian so that means yes.

Talented?: i guess

WHAT COMES TO MIND WITH THE WORD

High: potheads.
Lonely: me
Pen: cap.
Flower: Power!
Window: gateway.
Psycho: people?
Brain freeze: slurpees.
Strange: peopl.
Sassy: my sister
Suffering: insomnia
Art: show

WOULD YOU EVER

Sky dive?: maybe

Run away?: from problems? i have but they always come back so there is no point

Curse at a teacher?: no. im very respectable to adults, unless they are disrespectable then i talk to them like a fucking sailer

Not take a shower for a week?: eww!!!!!.......yes

Ask someone out?: yeah if i liked them enough .

Unscrew your cell phone too see what's inside?: no

Lie to someone to make them think better of you?: yes...not proud of it

Visit a foreign country for more than a month?: no

Go scuba diving?: always wanted to

Write a book?: no. always wanted to write a gay erotica one-shot once in my life...although i dont think i could ever get around to writing it

Assemble a computer?: good god no, barely starting to learn how wto type without looking at the keyboard!

Become a rock star?: cant sing for my life

Have a long-distance relationship?: no, i dont trust people that well

LAST QUESTIONS (FINALLY)

What kind of computer do you have?: An HP Pavilion lappy and an Hp desk top.

What grade/level of studies are you in? (if applicable): i graduated from high school about 5mths ago and am now attending the art institute of Sacramento, California. I am pursuing my A.S in Science for Culinary arts

Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?: yes. if anyone does that to me, i WILL go ghetto on you in record time. i will go off on you and ruin the whole muthavuckin movie 4 everyone cuza ur stoopid azz !

How many posters do you have in your room?: uhhh....7 mostly of Beyonce and mariah carey. got one of Orlando Bloom and Paul Walker

Who else should take this quiz?: anyone